Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Lube-o-lution, Part 2 of a 52 Week Series - Brought To You By Nivea For Men
In the beginning there was vaseline. This much is certain. But what came next? Did you jump straight to mom's face cream? Shampoo? Conditioner? Both? Or was it something more exotic like ripe fruit, deli meat, or a seemingly forgotten Thanksgiving gourd that your aunt cooked and served to your entire family?
A recent Zogby poll estimates that 28% of serial masturbators under the age of 18 but older than 15 living in an Eastern Seaboard state from 1979 to 1985 preferred conditioner over shampoo by 10 to 1. As a policy, TBG usually disregards polls but the lack of concrete evidence in this case is compelling.