Thursday, September 13, 2007
Splooge! For That Sparkly Clean Shine!
Danny Kaufman of Encino sent this in last night. And yes, Danny, you are the only one.
Am I the only kid who beat off into the kitchen sink? For whatever reason, I thought this was the cleanest way to go and the best way to prevent getting caught. Every morning before school I'd set up shop in the kitchen with a mag, jar of vaseline, and the step stool.
If I ever heard the sound of my mom's footsteps I'd just toss everything in the cabinets and pretend I was washing dishes. At the time, this all made perfect sense to me. But even as I write it now, it seems insane.