Buy two, get one free. What shopper of VHS and then DVD porn in the 80's and 90's doesn't remember this ingenius selling tactic? Behind the blacked out windows and usually near the register was almost always a bookshelf, crate, or cardboard box full of the worst selling, most amateur, lowest production quality videos in the store. From three toothed interracial meth addicts to first time lesbians with Cesarian scar fetishes, this bargain bin of filth was truly the bottom of the bucket. Depraved, disgusting, base and vile, this was the worst the industry had to offer. The red headed step children of an otherwise respectable and long-standing profession.
And yet, buy one, get two free...
Damn you, Marketing Genius God of Porn! You're irresistible!
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